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- roman
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Re: Jokes
Ceci n'est pas une PIE .
Really, Indo-European studies are a neverending source of jokes, see here:
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=3170&start=140
Really, Indo-European studies are a neverending source of jokes, see here:
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=3170&start=140
Երկնէր երկին, երկնէր երկիր, երկնէր և ծովն ծիրանի.
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Re: Jokes
That has at least three levels to it. I'm not sure how neatly they all fit together, but it is quite intriguing.atman wrote:Ceci n'est pas une PIE .
Re: Jokes
I found this one hilarious (though I'm one for stupid puns).
If you don't speak Spanish you won't get this.
Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken on the other side said, "¡Pa'cá!"
For those who don't get it:
If you don't speak Spanish you won't get this.
Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken on the other side said, "¡Pa'cá!"
For those who don't get it:
Spoiler:
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
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It seems Portuguese and Spanish have quite different onomatopoeia for chicken. Chickens make cocóSḿtuval wrote:I found this one hilarious (though I'm one for stupid puns).
If you don't speak Spanish you won't get this.
Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken on the other side said, "¡Pa'cá!"
For those who don't get it:Spoiler:
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Canta el gallo, canta el gallo
Con el quiri, quiri, quiri, quiri, quiri.
La gallina, la gallina
Con el cara, cara, cara, cara, cara.
Los polluelos, los polluelos
Con el pío, pío, pío, pío, pí.
And then there's the alien bird joke, "Why did the chick incross the road?":
viewtopic.php?f=30&t=2014&p=188957#p188957
Con el quiri, quiri, quiri, quiri, quiri.
La gallina, la gallina
Con el cara, cara, cara, cara, cara.
Los polluelos, los polluelos
Con el pío, pío, pío, pío, pí.
And then there's the alien bird joke, "Why did the chick incross the road?":
viewtopic.php?f=30&t=2014&p=188957#p188957
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
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Re: Jokes
These French jokes work pretty well in English.
Funny answers from elementary school:
Question: In the sentence "The thief stole some apples", where is the subject?
Answer: In prison.
Q: The future of "I yawn" is …
A: I sleep.
Q: Potable water is …
A: The kind you can put in a pot.
Q: The cat has four paws
A: Two in front to run, two in back to brake.
Q: Who was the first colonist in America?*
A: Christopher.
Q: When I say, "I am beautiful", what tense is that?
A: Past.
* The word for "colonist" (colon) is a homophone with the French version of Christopher Columbus' last name, "Christophe Colomb". So in speech the question could also mean "Who was the first Columbus in America?"
Funny answers from elementary school:
Question: In the sentence "The thief stole some apples", where is the subject?
Answer: In prison.
Q: The future of "I yawn" is …
A: I sleep.
Q: Potable water is …
A: The kind you can put in a pot.
Q: The cat has four paws
A: Two in front to run, two in back to brake.
Q: Who was the first colonist in America?*
A: Christopher.
Q: When I say, "I am beautiful", what tense is that?
A: Past.
* The word for "colonist" (colon) is a homophone with the French version of Christopher Columbus' last name, "Christophe Colomb". So in speech the question could also mean "Who was the first Columbus in America?"
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- roman
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Re: Jokes
So these are things little French kids actually said?Dormouse559 wrote:
Funny answers from elementary school:
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Q: Potable water is …
A: The kind you can put in a pot.
It's also amazing how that pun works in English too... Although, I find the English word "potable" annoying.
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No idea. It's just an image I saw on Facebook.HoskhMatriarch wrote:So these are things little French kids actually said?
It is an odd one. I personally say "drinkable" most of the time, unless there's a specific reason to say "potable".HoskhMatriarch wrote:It's also amazing how that pun works in English too... Although, I find the English word "potable" annoying.
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Re: Jokes
Never criticize a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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No AFAIK; I got it from Click&Clack the Tappet Brothers. I think they said who they got it from but I didn't remember.clawgrip wrote:Is that Jack Handey?
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It tried to be a joke … It really did.
Warning: The image is very large
It's an ad for a gym that reads:
Vous êtes grosses, vous êtes moches …
Payez 19€90 et soyez seulement moches !
You're fat, you're ugly …
Pay 19.90€ and only be ugly!
And of course the picture is of a thin model (with perfect makeup at the gym). Le facepalm
Warning: The image is very large
Spoiler:
Vous êtes grosses, vous êtes moches …
Payez 19€90 et soyez seulement moches !
You're fat, you're ugly …
Pay 19.90€ and only be ugly!
And of course the picture is of a thin model (with perfect makeup at the gym). Le facepalm
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Feminine plural adjectives. Guess guys get to be as fat and ugly as they wanna be. Pass the bacon and mashed potaters.
Though judging by the URL, I'm not the only one who noticed. Le facepalm est bien mérité.
Though judging by the URL, I'm not the only one who noticed. Le facepalm est bien mérité.
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☯ 名可名,非常名
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- roman
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DOWN VITH THE LABIOVELAR APPROXIMANT!
I found myself saying "down with the labiovelar approximant" today, because I just don't really like it and I've noticed that many other conlangers seem not to too (I mean, only 50% of conlangs seem to have it, as opposed to about 73% of natlangs), but then I realized the word "with" contained one, so I had to replace it with /v/.
I found myself saying "down with the labiovelar approximant" today, because I just don't really like it and I've noticed that many other conlangers seem not to too (I mean, only 50% of conlangs seem to have it, as opposed to about 73% of natlangs), but then I realized the word "with" contained one, so I had to replace it with /v/.
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Re: Jokes
*DOVN VITH IT (although i like the way it sounds, couldn't lose the joke)HoskhMatriarch wrote:DOWN VITH THE LABIOVELAR APPROXIMANT!
I found myself saying "down with the labiovelar approximant" today, because I just don't really like it and I've noticed that many other conlangers seem not to too (I mean, only 50% of conlangs seem to have it, as opposed to about 73% of natlangs), but then I realized the word "with" contained one, so I had to replace it with /v/.
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- roman
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/aʊ̯/ is a singular phoneme in English, so I don't think it would have to be changed to [av], but haha.loglorn wrote:*DOVN VITH IT (although i like the way it sounds, couldn't lose the joke)HoskhMatriarch wrote:DOWN VITH THE LABIOVELAR APPROXIMANT!
I found myself saying "down with the labiovelar approximant" today, because I just don't really like it and I've noticed that many other conlangers seem not to too (I mean, only 50% of conlangs seem to have it, as opposed to about 73% of natlangs), but then I realized the word "with" contained one, so I had to replace it with /v/.
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