The random Wikipedia article challenge

[nzk13]

Thrall has worked with former Deep Purple bassist Glenn Hughes on the Hughes/Thrall project,[1] and was a member of the Pat Travers Band during the peak of their success.

Umi

Abudul Thrallak kima Glenn Hughes, ki rubil ki sinogok kitarai kima Deep Purple, abudai Hughes ya Thrall, ya rubil mimak mumu Pat Travers, pu siman ki wanul salaktitirkai.
abud-ul thrall-ak kima glenn-0 hughes-0 | ki rub-il ki sinog-ok kitar-ai kima deep-0 purple-0 | abud-ai hughes-0 ya thrall-0 | ya rub-il mim-ak mum-u pat-0 travers-0 | pu siman-0 ki wan-ul salak-tit-irk-ai
work-3PL.M.PST thrall-M.SG.NOM with glenn-O hughes-O | REL be-3SG.M.PST REL play_instrument-3SG.M.PRS with Deep-O Purple-O | project-SG.F.ACC hughe-s-O and thrall-O | and be-3SG.M.PST part-SG.M.NOM group-SG.M.GEN pat-O travers-O | in time-O REL have-3PL.M.PST success-SPR-3PL-SG.F.ACC

"O" is short for Oblique.

[alynnidalar]

The Immortals Rules set contains two booklets: one is fifty-two pages long and the other is thirty-two pages.

Tirina:

Ududlin Sotao ni Neirokili esadarn tal fotirtal. Pin mudan sonahas sona pae'keril luan tonpir talhas kasorn pae'keril.
INAN-contain-HAB law of immortal-NMZ grouping two book-DIM one number forty four page and.SENT other twenty eight page

Base 12 counting system, which is why the numbers are different.

[Luan]

After 2 football players....

The church of St Peter and St John was built in the 1840s. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northmoor_Green)

Derovian
Deicte Halanetu Petru i Halanetu Iohana khoctat i khilthiva 1840a.
god.house-NOM hallowed-GEN Petrus-GEN and hallowed-GEN Iohannes-GEN \build-3SG in \year-PL.DAT 1840-GEN
[ˈdɛjktɛ haˈlanɛtʊ‿ˈpɛtrʊ ɪjʱaˈlanɛtʊ‿jɔˈʱana xɔkʲtat ɪˈxɪlθɪva saːˈneːma‿eːvnɔˈseːnda‿vɔlɔˈdeːnta]

[Lao Kou]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Cheng_of_Qin

Géarthnuns

Dhvíme Çüan Bdhülebs chö lé öblé PB che 664-fíthsev zvalanez sho, söb lé che íthset Chöng Bdhülebsök chö, arzhö fau ékhlüvamsauk vauk ngarethemsaud bdau, laitemníal.
when Xuan Duke-NOM DEF AUX.PAST but BCE DEF 664th.one-LOC die PTCL, 3SG-NOM AUX.PAST DEF throne-ACC Cheng Duke-DAT DEF, but INDEF.NEG son-DAT.NEG DEF.PL.NEG nine.one-POST.PL.NEG from.among, hand.down
But when Duke Xuan died in 664 BC, he passed the throne to Duke Cheng instead of one of his nine sons.

[Canis]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Pope
Ahtiala ayllawai
I desperately didn't want any short and easy sentences, so after a lot of tries I decided to translate the first sentence from Syndey Pope article I got.

Поуп тъано арт sар Каідаы ю Унаміант Љацєд ю Љєнъца Аццад, буду кє хатарт корпорал sєн вітра віӓгє кады, sєт фун аран љітан лутєнант sєн узутрє ю вітра віӓгє кады.
['pɔ.ŭp 'ŋǃä.nɔ‿ärt sär 'käĭ.dä.ˌɨ ju u.'nä.mi.ˌĭãɰ̃ ʎ͡ʑa.'t͡sɛd ju ʎ͡ʑe.ŋǀä 'ä.t͡sʼäd 'bu.du kɛ xät.'ärt 'kɔr.pɔ.räʎ͡ʑ sɛn 'wi.trä wi.'ʔaĭ.gɛ 'kä.dɨ sɛt] [f]/[ʍ][un ä.'rän ʎ͡ʑi.'tän ɫu.'tɛ.nãɰ̃ sɛn u.'zu.trɛ ju 'wi.trä wi.'ʔaĭ.gɛ 'kä.dɨ]
Pope join PST ALL building GEN leader-ADJ school GEN army when 3SGm be-PST corporal INE seven.hundred seven.twelve year CONJ end PST.PRF COMP leutenant INE may GEN seven.hundred seven.twelve year
Pope joined the Inns of Court Army Officer Training Corps as a lance corporal in 1916 and was commissioned a second lieutenant in May 1916.

Rules are rules, though, so there you go, the fifth line.

Поуп дішаро арт форі Нюпорт зіма, sєн љаѯу sє шаг ю ҳєгры вітра відон кады.
['pɔ.up di.ʃa'rɔ ärt '] [f]/[ʍ][ɔri 'ɲypɔrt zi'mä sɛn 'ʎ͡ʑäx͡su sɛ ʃäg ju 'ʜɛgrɨ 'witrä wi'dɔn 'kädɨ]
Pope two.victory PST against Neuport airplane PREP.INE eight CONJ fourteen GEN seven.hundred seven.thirteen year
Pope scored twice with a Nieuport, on 8 and 20 June 1917.

[loglorn]

Did I just see a click written in Cyrillic?

[Canis]

Did I just see a click written in Cyrillic?

Normally I use my own writing system (example), but on computers that is impossible, so I use Cyrillic, because Cyrillic allows me to use transliteration (1 original glyph - 1 Cyrillic glyph).
Moreover, this language written in Latin looks even worse than in Cyrillic, believe me.

[Xing]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaneto_Shindo

Shindo was born in Hiroshima Prefecture, and he made several films about Hiroshima and the atomic bomb

You know which language...

Ko kiru i ta wele Hiroshima Shindo, konga ola malla Hiroshima e pulle akomu.
/ko kiːr iː ta ɰeːle irohiːma iŋːo koːŋa oːla malːa irohiːma e pulːe aːkoːm/
PFV born LOC SG prefecture Hiroshima Shindo make several film Hiroshima and bomb atom

[All4Ɇn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrayou-Lahitte
Arrayou-Lahitte is a commune in the Hautes-Pyrénées department in southwestern France.

Îçlo
Arrayou-Lahitte è còmune ĭn al departamento d'Hautes-Pyrénées ĭn la suduèsta França.
[äˈräːju l̪ä.ˈiːt̪ ɛ ˈkoːmun̪ɛ ən̪ äɫ̪ d̪ɛpärt̪äˈmeːn̪t̪o d̪ot̪ piˈreːn̪ɛ ən̪ l̪ä sud̪ˈwɛːs̪t̪ä ˈfrɑːn̪t̪͡s̪ä]

[clawgrip]

So I planned to do a Yabushionese one, and I ended up randomly getting a Japanese article. Weird. Oh well, here it is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitashitar ... ict,_Aichi

設樂郡は、1878年文月22日に明治時代初期の郡區町村編制法施行に伴ひ、北設樂郡と南設樂郡に分かれけ。
Shitara-gun fa, sen-fappyaku-shichijifu-fachi-nen fumidzuki nijifuni-nichi ni Meiji-jidai-shoki no gunkuchōson-fenseifō shikō ni tomonafi, Kitashitara-gun to Minamishitara-gun ni wakareke.
/ɕitaɺa-ɡɯɴ fa, seɴ-fapːjakɯ-ɕit͡ɕid͡ʑifɯ-fat͡ɕi-neɴ ni tomonafi, kitaɕitaɺa-ɡɯɴ to minamiɕitaɺa-ɡɯɴ ni wakaɺeke/
shitara=district TOP thousand=eight-hundred=seven-ten=eight=year July two-ten-two=day LOC Meiji=era=early-period GEN district-ward-town-village-organization-law execution DAT bring.with-ADV Kitashitara=district and Minamishitara=district DAT divide-PAS-PST
"In the cadastral reforms of the early Meiji period, on July 22, 1878 Shitara District was divided into Kitashitara District and Minamishitara District."

[Andlat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_submarine_U-285

Kwëpta

Hena ëatarfiejan e mör a kölöyahemet säewöa breu lökaröya 1.

Hena ëa-tarfiej-an e mör a kölöyahemet säewö-a breu lökaröya 1.

3SG.FEM PASS-assign-PAST then to DEF fleet eleven-ORD on october 1.

She was then reassigned to the 11th flotilla on 1 October.

[Xing]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple- ... evaporator

The multiple-effect evaporator was invented by American inventor and engineer Norbert Rillieux.

Nizhmel

Norbert Rillieuxye kosdeskan volkashmek càwo.
Norbert Rillieux-ye kosdes-kan vol-kash-mek cà-wo
Norbert Rillieux-ERG multiple-effect steam-CAUS-tool invent-PST
[ˈnɔ́ːpɛt ˈrílʲːøːeː ˈkʰɔ́stɛskʰan ˈvɔ́lkʰaʂmɛk ˈt͡ʂʰàːoː]

[Birdlang]

Did I just see a click written in Cyrillic?

Normally I use my own writing system (example), but on computers that is impossible, so I use Cyrillic, because Cyrillic allows me to use transliteration (1 original glyph - 1 Cyrillic glyph).
Moreover, this language written in Latin looks even worse than in Cyrillic, believe me.

What does it look like in Latin? It cannot be much worse than the Cyrillic because I want to see a random Wikipedia article from you in Latin script.
Sar or Sara, also known as Madjingay and Sara Madjingay is a Bongo–Bagirmi language of southern Chad, and the lingua franca of regional capital of Sarh.
fake Saar, na Saaeraa, na Madzhingei o Sara Madzhingei, !!klikhklaagt Bonggo-Bagiirmiy lingua na xiewuu Chaad, na sa lingua fraNqa na rezhonaya kapitalnaya na Sarh,
sar-0 or sara-0, also madjingay or sara madjingay, is-GEN bonggo-bagirmi-ERG language (from Latin) also South-GEN chad also 3s-be lingua franca also region capital also Sarh.
Yes, it has a retroflex click written with two exclamation points. And it is called Fake Volapuk. Kl is tlh from Klingon, and x is pronounced like the Swedish sje-sound.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sar_language Sar is my favorite language along with Japhug and Mwotlap.

[Xing]

What does it look like in Latin? It cannot be much worse than the Cyrillic because I want to see a random Wikipedia article from you in Latin script.

We might make clear that it's not part of the 'official' rules of the challenge - those posted by me in the OP - that the translations should be written in the Latin alphabet. Though you are of course free to ask canis if you want to know what his/her conlang looks like in Romanised form...

Sar or Sara, also known as Madjingay and Sara Madjingay is a Bongo–Bagirmi language of southern Chad, and the lingua franca of regional capital of Sarh.
fake Saar, na Saaeraa, na Madzhingei o Sara Madzhingei, !!klikhklaagt Bonggo-Bagiirmiy lingua na xiewuu Chaad, na sa lingua fraNqa na rezhonaya kapitalnaya na Sarh,
sar-0 or sara-0, also madjingay or sara madjingay, is-GEN bonggo-bagirmi-ERG language (from Latin) also South-GEN chad also 3s-be lingua franca also region capital also Sarh.
Yes, it has a retroflex click written with two exclamation points. And it is called Fake Volapuk. Kl is tlh from
Klingon,

It might be easier to comprehend what you write if you use line or paragraph breaks, and possibly also use different styles - like bold style or italics - so that we could see what's your translation, what's the original post, what's the gloss, etc.

and x is pronounced like the Swedish sje-sound.

Which sje-sound? There are two main versions of the sje-sound: a 'back' one - roughly something like [x]~[ʍ], and a 'front' one - something like [ʃ]~[ʂ]. (In my dialect, the 'back' one is used word- or morpheme-initially, while and the 'front' one (primarily) in codas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sar_language Sar is my favorite language along with Japhug and Mwotlap.

You clicked 'random article', and your favourite language just happened to turn up?

[Dormouse559]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochgelly_Albert_F.C.

Silvish

I á chelca teoréiis subre comi quell enczaveu ca Lochgelly Albert enceveu li empleg d'« Albert ».
[ˈe̯‿ɛ ˈkɛl.ka tə.ɔˈɾeː.ɪ̯ɪ ˈsoː.bɾə ˈkɔː.mɪ ˈko̯ɛːl.l‿ã.tɕaˈvɛːo̯ ka … ã.tɕəˈvɛːo̯ lãˈplɛː d…]
LOC_PRO have.3SG some theory-OBL.PL on how DEM-DIST happen-PST.3SG SBRD_CNJ Lochgelly Albert start-PST.3SG DEF-OBL.M use of=Albert
There are a couple of theories of how Lochgelly Albert started the use of 'Albert'.

[druneragarsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Henderson

Drún
Henderson was born on a farm at Nashville on April 30, 1915.
Hendesen šu vrìl dag «xór drūnæl Eipril, kʀùt ŋo drūn xīʀtʲ šrád ŋo vʀùk» kʲut n̥ʙàfʲ kʲut Næšvil
Hendesen remote.past born for «three ten-ORD Eipril, five and ten nine hundred and thousand» at farm at Næšvil

[Sier]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rock_Dam_%28Iowa%29

Pekseili
The dam, at crest elevation of 797 feet (243 m) above mean sea level, is about 5,200 feet (1,600 m) long and 95 feet (29 m) high above the flood plain.
Huvonaika ku ruasonomaalekke fofta tanakoosi 797 (metero 243) tuulekkehat sofessi lettiv kikusakoosi 5,200 (metero 1,600) sanaheftiv kikoosi 95 (metero 29) tuuvilu naikanin hatta.
dam-DEC this-DEC at-PREF+elevation-DEC crest-DEC of-PREF+foot-DEC 797-NUM (meter-DEC 243-NUM) above-PREF+level-DEC of-PREF+sea-DEC long-EMP the_way_of-PREF+around-PREF+foot.DEC 5,200-NUM (meter-DEC) and-PREF+high.EMP the_way_of-PREF+foot-DEC 95-NUM (meter-DEC 29-NUM) above-PREF+ground-DEC flood-DEC to_be-INF

DEC - declarative form, EMP - emphatic form (two noun forms)

Numbers:
797 - hike hese kuuaveil nittihiki leke
243 - maile kuuahiki nittihiki
5,200 - nittihiki sokohiki
1,600 - nitte lekemail
95 - hese kuuaveil
29 - veile meise kuuahe

Compounds:
Huvonaika (dam) - *hur (prevention) + *vol (stream) + *naik (water)
Sonomaalekke (elevation) - *son (agreement) + *maas (opposition) + *lekk (lifting, rising)
Naikanin (flood) - *naik (water) + *ninn (devastation)

[qwed117]

Richard Chandler
His first work consisted of fragments from the minor Greek poets, with notes (Elegiaca Graeca, 1759); and in 1763 he published a fine edition of the inscriptions among the Arundel marbles, Marmora Oxoniensia, with a Latin translation, and a number of suggestions for supplying the lacunae.

Latin (SCA2 input)
Suum primárium óperam consístit de fragméntum de ípsum poétam gráecum minórem, cum nótam et in 1763 ípse públicat únam editiónem de īnscriptiónem en ípsum mármorum Arundel, cum translatiónem latínum et únum suggestiónem númerum pro plénare lacunae

Unnamed Berbromlang (raw)
isu hrimárju óbera consíhtit d hragméntu d íhsu foéda grégu minór, cu nóda et in 1763 íhs fúbligat úna editjón d inhcrihtjón en íhsu mármoru Arundel, cu tranhlatjón latínu et únu isuggehtjón númeru hro hlénar lacunae

Unnamed Berbromlang (adjusted)
Su ṛimárju óbera consíṭit d'ṛagméntu d'íṣu foéda grégu minór, cu nóda e'in 1763 íṣ fúbligat úna editión d'incṛiṭión en ṣu mármoru Arundel, cu tranḷatión latínu et únu suggeṭión númeru ṛo ḷénar lacunae

(I haven't included Arabic loans at this point. This is roughly when Arabic begins to enter heavily into the language)

Unnamed Berbromlang (adjusted in IPA)
/su rˤiˈmarʒu ˈobera konˈsitˤit d'rˤagˈmentu ˈdisˤu foˈeda ˈgregu miˈnor, ku ˈnoda ejn 1763 ˈiṣ ˈfubligat ˈuna ediˈtjon d'inkrˤiˈtˤjon en sˤu ˈmarmoru Arundel, ku tranlˤaˈtjon laˈtinu et ˈunu suggeˈtˤjon ˈnumeru rˤo ˈlˤenar lakunae/
(I haven't included the effects of pharyngealization, or some minor vowel changes. I'm not sure what cum should become. I'm floating co, cu, cum, and con. Similarly, I'm unsure of et's realization. It will be elided in some areas. Mainly, behind vowels. Should it be elided behind unu?)
Has the possibility of r/l mutation

I am not providing a gloss. It doesn't really require glossing, it's a direct translation with minimal changes. The only difficult to directly translate part is the various froms/to/for that I had to deal with.

[Dormouse559]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_Airstrip

Silvish

A quél epóche, tres aeronévs ìerana tablertas a queti aeroporti, dis chélis tóts monomotur.
[a ˈko̯eː.l‿əˈpɔ.kə ˈtɾɛː.z‿a.ə.ɾɔˈneːˈz‿iː.ɾa.na taˈblɛɾ.ta a ˈko̯ɛ.tɪ̯‿a.ə.ɾɔˈpɔɾ.tɪ dɪ ˈkeː.lɪ ˈto mɔ.nɔ.mɔˈtoː]
at DIST.OBL.F time-OBL three aircraft-PL be.IPF-3PL base-PST_PTCP-F{PL} at PROX-OBL.M airport-OBL of-DEF.OBL.M{PL} which-OBL{PL} all.PL single_engine
At that time there were three aircraft based at this airport, all single-engine.

[atman]

from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mbege

Atlántika

Banane maxunte que cútrayen fixunte çix hòras furos yefe.
[bə'nane mə'ʃunte ke 'kutrɐjen fi'ʃunte çiʃ 'hɔɾɐs 'fuɾos 'jefe]
banana-PL mash-3PL.MEDP and pot-LOC cook-3PL.MEDP six hour-ACC.PL fire-GEN over
The bananas are mashed and then cooked in a cooking pot over a fire for six hours.


NOTES:

maxunte: mediopassive from maxo “I mash”, actually cognate with English make, not mash
cutrayen: the Atlántika new locative, from the Ancient Greek dative + postposed en
fixunte: mediopassive from fixo “I cook”, perfect cognate of Sanskrit pacati and Latin coquo
çix: indeclinable numeral adjective; only 2 (dogo), 6 and 8 (wokto) are indeclinable numerals in Atlántika, in a language that generally still loves to decline everything
furos: genitive of fur, cognate with English fire
yefe: cognate with Modern Greek epi, Sanskrit api, Classical Armenian ew...