Don't make lemonade, take those lemons back! (Portal 2)

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An older meme, but it still checks out.

English
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, take those lemons back! Make life take those lemons back! Get mad! I don't want these damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

Yorkish
Gin life gies ʒi narangʒer, giar ick narangʒeseave, teck tho narangʒer after! Get life til tecke tho narangʒer after! Kom wreithe! Ʒe giar'k wille thes demt narangʒer, hwat ait ʒe giare mi thesser?
/cɪn lɛi̯f cɪə̯ɕ‿jə ˈnarancər | car ɪk ˈnarancˌɕɛa̯f | tʰɛk θə ˈnarancər ˈaftər | cɛt lɛi̯f tʰɪ(l) tʰɛk θə ˈnarancər ˈaftər | kʰɒm wreːθ | jə ˈcarɪk wɪl θɪs tɛmt ˈnarancər | ʍat ɛa̯t jə car mɪt ˈθɛsər/
if life give-PRS.3 2PL orange-PL | PROH.AUX NEG orange_juice | take DEM.MID orange-PL back | make life DIR take DEM.MID orange-PL back | become angry | 1SG PRS.AUX-NEG want DEM.PROX damn orange-PL | what ought_to.PST 1SG do with DEM.PROX.PL
If life gives you oranges, don't make orange juice, take those oranges back! Get life to take those oranges back! Get mad! I don't want these damn oranges, what am I supposed to do with these?

Kaull til meite lifes stuirman! Get life til angre the daw at atsʒen thot om at gie til Houl Ʒohnsson narangʒer! Gis tha cenne hwae am ʒe? Ʒ'am the man at brenne tha hous neir mi the narangʒer!
/kʰɒːl tʰɪ(l) məi̯t lɛi̯fs ˈstʏərman | cɛt lɛi̯f tʰɪ(l) ˈankər ət.tɒː (ə) ətˈɕɛn θɒt ɒm ə cɪə̯ tʰɪ(l) hʊə̯l ˈjʊə̯nsɒn ˈnarancər | cɪs‿tə cçɛn ʍɛa̯ am jɪə̯ | jam t.man ə prɛn θə huːs nəi̯r mɪt ət.ˈnarancər/
demand DIR meet life=GEN supervisor | make life DIR regret DEF=day REL 3NSG.REFL think.PST about INF give to Houl_Johnsson orange-PL | PRS.AUX-2SG 2SG recognise who be.PRS.1SG 1SG | 1SG=be.PRS.1SG DEF=guy INF burn 2SG.POSS house down with DEF=orange-PL
Demand to see life's manager! Make life regret the day it thought about giving Cave Johnson oranges! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down - with the oranges!