What kind of rifle did Annie Oakley use when she performed for a Japanese noble?
A show gun!
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eldin raigmore
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shimobaatar wrote:Dormouse559 wrote:What kind of rifle did Annie Oakley use when she performed for a Japanese noble?
A show gun!![[:D]](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin2.png ":D")
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Shrdlu wrote:There this story about the transvestite who, after a protracted legal battle, the press reported was court ordered to stay mum when it came to child support.
Mums the word.
Det var mums.
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☯ 名可名,非常名
☯ 名可名,非常名
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eldin raigmore
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https://www.facebook.com/grammarly/phot ... nref=story
I wonder whether anyone else will be able to see this?
I wonder whether anyone else will be able to see this?
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Khemehekis
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Oh, I get it. The space bar.eldin raigmore wrote:https://www.facebook.com/grammarly/phot ... nref=story
I wonder whether anyone else will be able to see this?
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 92,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 92,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
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It took me a good five minutesKhemehekis wrote:Oh, I get it. The space bar.eldin raigmore wrote:https://www.facebook.com/grammarly/phot ... nref=story
I wonder whether anyone else will be able to see this?
"Keyboard?"
"Space Key?"
"Space Button?"
"Space Board?"
"Space Bar?"
"SPACE BAR?!?!?!?"
"That's actually it?!"
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I get that ao is ow but I don't get the punchline as it connects to the joke.Sḿtuval wrote:What did the Brazilian guy say when he got punched in the face? ÃO!
yes i know its terrible but who cares
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GrandPiano
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This is a Mandarin joke I found recently:
天不怕，地不怕，只怕广东人说普通话！
Translation: I don't fear heaven, I don't fear hell, I only fear people from Guangdong speaking Putonghua!
(Guangdong is a province of China where Cantonese is spoken, and Putonghua is standard Mandarin)
天不怕，地不怕，只怕广东人说普通话！
Translation: I don't fear heaven, I don't fear hell, I only fear people from Guangdong speaking Putonghua!
(Guangdong is a province of China where Cantonese is spoken, and Putonghua is standard Mandarin)
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I don't get it. They still can pass written text to each other.GrandPiano wrote:This is a Mandarin joke I found recently:
天不怕，地不怕，只怕广东人说普通话！
Translation: I don't fear heaven, I don't fear hell, I only fear people from Guangdong speaking Putonghua!
(Guangdong is a province of China where Cantonese is spoken, and Putonghua is standard Mandarin)
Languages of Rodentèrra: Buonavallese, Saselvan Argemontese; Wīlandisċ Taulkeisch; More on the road.
Conlang embryo of TELES: Proto-Avesto-Umbric ~> Proto-Umbric
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Conlang embryo of TELES: Proto-Avesto-Umbric ~> Proto-Umbric
New blog: http://argentiusbonavalensis.tumblr.com
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GrandPiano
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I think the joke is that it's hard to understand Guandongers when they speak. Writing materials aren't always available.
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eldin raigmore
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As for me: I don't fear Heaven; I don't fear Hell; I fear only Yankees misusing "y'all" to a singular addressee.
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GrandPiano
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My school orchestra conductor sometimes jokingly says "all y'alls".Ahzoh wrote:Or people saying all y'all.eldin raigmore wrote:As for me: I don't fear Heaven; I don't fear Hell; I fear only Yankees misusing "y'all" to a singular addressee.
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I consoder y'all to be just second person plural, so all y'all doesn't sound particularly wrong to me.Ahzoh wrote:Or people saying all y'all.eldin raigmore wrote:As for me: I don't fear Heaven; I don't fear Hell; I fear only Yankees misusing "y'all" to a singular addressee.